A proposal for a NEW Walfare measure.
So….the other day with some colleague I was discussing about topics like welfare, general basic income and taxes.
I stood still for a moment and I had an epiphany….a great epiphany….e HUUUUGE epiphany. I want to share it with you because i think i am really into something.
This measure articulate itself on 3 main key points.
- It was clear to me that this measure has to be about social inclusion…male and female and has to be available for all.
- It has to uplift the overall level of welfare of the world population (or the part of the world who adopt this measure).
- It has to be an incentive to pay taxes or it has to be done in a way that people WANT TO PAY their taxes.
This measure, to be of interest for all, also relies on one of the main three basic needs of the Human being. One is to Eat&drink, the second is to sleep and the third….you're right…RIGHT THAT.😃
So for these series of reasons I called the measure : “The Universal basic Nimpho”.
YES!! I know this could seems a joke to you (and in fact it is a joke ahahhah)…but bare with me for a moment.
First: There are objectively people which have “special needs”, bounded to what is commonly addressed as nymphomania. Why they shouldn't get advantage of it like a resource? It could become a resource both for the Nimpho (man or female) and for the society.
Second: There are people who objectively NEED to enjoy more with the other sex.
Third: There are people who don't want to pay taxes and their argument is that “who knows where my taxes goes?”...well..now you'll know.
With this measure we solve all of this in one go!
Happy and less stressed people around the streets of our cities!!!
Happy people to pay taxes!! Because it is obvious….you can access your basic Nimpho IF you paid your taxes correctly.
Remember: AN HAPPY PERSON IS A GOOD PERSON!!
And also : HAPPY PEOPLE ARE LESS SICK!!
How it should work in practice….it works like this:
I don't know how much you need to enjoy your sexuality every week in any case….let's say you need, I don't know…3 times a week. NO PROBLEM!! The Country grants to you taxpayer, the Nimpho who satisfy your needs for you both to be happy.
You have a partner, you need 3 times/week and you do just 1? NO PROBLEM!! The Country thinks about it with a comfortable integration…EAAAASY!! How beautiful it is? Drastic drop of headache from partners!!
The most beautiful thing in all of this, surely would be that no one will NEVER steal anything, because it is clear….once you had enough….YOU HAD ENOUGH.
Prostitution? ERADICATED.
Before closing I wanted to say sorry to every people who could read this stuff and could feel offended. I never wanted to offend anyone or make joke of an issue that could be difficult to live with.
The spirit was to make fun about the service from the country which often results to be undelivered and the issue of tax evasion. I hope you take this with irony.
I also hope you enjoyed this one which was a complete madness to write down ahahah 😂😂😂
Lancia🌞
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